Jacgues le Guide..............................

**barkbiter** · 03-28-2010, 04:25 PM

...............has lost his guide license, again.

**barkbiter** · 03-28-2010, 04:50 PM

He cliffed out and tree-jailed us one too many times.

**Phil McSquinty** · 03-28-2010, 04:59 PM

Jacques has been banned from guiding at my mountain ! How dare you. He's lost too many clients over cliffs. Talk about liability issues.

**Brew Ski** · 03-29-2010, 06:59 AM

Hey Barkbiter,

Maybe he was just following the 50ft rule. Always stay 50 ft away from the BarkBiter in the woods, else you are in the "Danger Zone".

Or maybe he was just coming to terms with both of you getting beat down the Mountain every run a couple weeks ago by that ripping Lady Bush Pilot? Can't keep up so might as well go jump off a cliff!

Has Jacques been taking topography lessons from 007? That also might explain it.

Brew Ski

p.s. Did he at least stick the cliff landing?

**Hawk** · 03-29-2010, 08:37 AM

What/ 007 is a great guide.........If your headed to the bar.

**barkbiter** · 03-30-2010, 11:45 AM

Brewski, you know we looooooove following LadyBushPilot. It's a much better view than following Jacques.

**gone.skiing** · 03-30-2010, 03:38 PM

Looks like Jacques can't find his way around Internet either...

**gone.skiing** · 03-31-2010, 01:09 PM

Brewski, you better warn LadyBushPilot to be careful... I heard barkbiter has been on the prowl lately.

**Brew Ski** · 04-01-2010, 07:31 AM

We all know that the barkbiter has been tamed by a tigress and is de-toothed.

It's his tongue (or typing) you have to watch out for. I found that if I keep it full of margaritas or girly drinks he stays pretty cheery.

And since neither he nor Jacque can keep up with the lady Bush Pilots, the ladies don't have much to worry about. I'm just hoping that I can keep up.

**Hawk** · 04-01-2010, 08:47 AM

Freshly back from Cham, they are really going to be flying. Better be on your A game or you may be looking foolish.

**barkbiter** · 04-01-2010, 08:01 PM

Please guys, leave the jokes and thinly veiled references to the competent. And check that Napolean syndrome ! Any more lashing out will be dealt with severely.

**barkbiter** · 04-01-2010, 08:05 PM

Howya like those brews, pint sized ?

**Brew Ski** · 04-02-2010, 04:28 AM

We are going to need another round over here!
A Pint of switchback for me and 2 margaritas will no ice for my old, slow skiing, bark biting girlfriend, here.
Jacques will be picking up the tab!

C U in the bumps tomorrow and at the warm sunny apres ski at about 5:10pm!