Scorecard: Who's skiing how

[barkbiter]

First weekend, mid winter conditions, how did our boys look ?

John Egan Still skis like a teenager at age 50
Win A little older, a little slower than last year, still skis pretty good.
Eddie Haskell Same old story, good in the bumps, nothing left after lunch.
Diggity Much improved, nice.
Adam Only saw him in the cafeteria.
Notorius Aging gracefully, nice turns before he tires out.
John Jr., Alex,
Jack Haskell Too fast ! Slow it down boys !
007 Rumor has it he was there, no one saw him on the mountain.
Forenza On fire !
The Rocket Great in the bumps, sketchy in the woods. Nice tomahawk over that log !
J.M. Still grunting the turns.
Greek Ooooooh still sweet
Muppet Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Cape Cod Crew Coming thru...............look out !!!
BB First Day Stage victories !!!
D.B.s, D.A.s, skidders,
angry typers, and
D.N.s Who cares ??

[Hawk]

So what about yourself, Barkbiter. How did you feel?

[gone.skiing]

First weekend,

That was second weekend, fool!

So what about yourself, Barkbiter. How did you feel?

He was busy leveling jumps in in the park.

[Hardbooter]

I sure hope no one is scoring me. That's a good reason to stay in the woods. No one can see my ugly, early season turns.

[Strat]

So how was Slidebrook, barkbiter?

[win]

What an insult. A bit slower? No way! Older is chronoligical and uncontrollable. Speed is not!

[Dawn Patrol]

Haha... I skied a half run or so with win and he is definitely not skiing slow!