Quote Originally Posted by smootharc
Quote Originally Posted by random_ski_guy
The Absolute Time Waster 3000 by Ron Popeil.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil


Can't wait till the Turbo Time Waster 3400 comes out, either !
I hear the turbo is actually too fast. The time you were wasting just flys right on by. You can't enjoy yourself when the time you are wasting moves too quickly. When that happens its like you never wasted any time at all. Poof, out of time and nothing to show for it...which is what we all want, just want it to go slower. There, time wasted.