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You're right but, stop your belly aching Dude! Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell NO! And we're not giving up now. Not on my watch Pal. I won't give up until the last drop of bourbon is drained from my cold dead corpse.
It's too DAMNED early for anything to be declared DOA. You have to at least wait until the snow flies. Don't worry, once that happens it won't be long before someone will post some sweet photo of an "undisclosed location". Which would be awsome! (hint hint) I'd do it, but how many locations on Snowball do you think I can keep "undisclosed" if I were to post such tasty photos here? So, would it be too much to ask for some of you genuine powder whores to go out this fall and pick up a little digital camera to stick in a pocket of your fancy AT hydration pack next to your homemade trail mix and flask of Maker's Mark and maybe share with the rest of us slack jawed Joeys what livin' is really like?. Gone Skiing ain't walkin thru that door friend and neither is his camera. And all though it seems like he is, Atkinson can't be everywhere with his camera.
Or a maybe a lift will be on windhold or down for repairs and someone will have atleast 2 cents to share on the matter. Or maybe there'll be a spontaneous flair up of some sexy reforrestation banter (Woodsman). And ATKINSON! Have you taken care of those F%*#ing sharp stumps yet? Just kidding, John. You know I revere you as The Man like no other . . . except for maybe Egan Brutha . . . maybe those guys in that place at the bottom of the hill too. (Sure, alright, I'm fanny smooch'n. What of it? Don't like it, try kissing mine.)
Or Hawk, keep up the chatter about Sunday Rivers gaudy snow making capacity and you're sure to draw the ire of some rose colored goggle wearing kool aid drinking Sugarbush suck up who will question your loyalty to the 'Bush. Oh, wait a second. That's me. (Especially since Lost One went missing.) Yeah, Hawk, what's up with that Sunday River place and you anyway? You're always talking about how great it is and all your friends over there, and what great time your having. Don't you understand how hurtful that can be to those of us who aren't taking advantage of the early season turns? Jeez Dude. Actually, how bout some photos.
So shake it off and fly right mister. I don't want to hear any more of that DOA talk. Atleast not until the snow flies and there are some the potential for some serious issues to discuss or maybe just some garden variety snow boarder v. skiier social conflict. Cuz, let's face it, those snow boarders do make a mess of the bumps don't they?. HAHAHAHA Oh, man they crack me up the way they hop about and flop on the ground.
BTW, I heard a rumor that they're going to groom Castle Rock and keep it GROOMED! HAHAHAHA Chew on that zipper heads! I also heard that only those who reside in the big red barn will be allowed to ski there. Where is that mis-informed monkey with the revolver when you need him. This is right in his wheel house.
BTW, IMHO, all bans should be lifted. Ya know forgive and forget. Call me crazy, but I think all tissues should be happy tissues not sad tissues. No great music nor powerful pieces of art have been made of a mild day. Let the rabble rousers back in! They probably won't come back, but still . . . Worst case scenario, if they do, ban 'em again. HAHAHAHAHA Otherwise, If these demands aren't met (and this is no idle threat), get ready for "Occupy SKIMRV" . . . ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA . . . Unlike those other "Occupies" camping out across the country our message is clear. In addition to having our student loans paid off we want reinstatement of banned skimrv members. Also the government should pick up the tab for our season passes this year. Oh, and we want free tacos mid week in Gatehouse . . . oh, and uh, . . . we want Funyions. Yeah Dude! We want Funyions. Funyions man, yeah!
Bottom line: It's only November, Hawk. Chillax with that DOA business. You know better than that. Once Ullr beds that fickle tease, Ma Nature, and their fluffy prodigy starts piling up on the slopes, everything is going to be just fine.
Respectfully,
YS
TPNSOTEC ;P
PS, If I do say so myself, think this a pretty solid rant for early November. I'm not even in early season form yet, and I still have about ten pounds to lose before the season get's going.
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