Not that I'd ever ever ever suggest this (

)... but Greg, there certainly must be some insecure wireless networks in that building or close by that you can "tap" into. Now, of course, you most definitely shouldn't do this (

again), but it must be possible there
I've seen several insecure wireless connections at Fiddlehead that I could get onto at any given time. But, I have my own GMA DSL (on a wired network), so no need to tap anyone else's networks. Of course, I'd never do it anyway (seriously, I wouldn't). But you're in a different set of circumstances: I live here, you don't.