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barkbiter
03-28-2010, 04:25 PM
...............has lost his guide license, again.

barkbiter
03-28-2010, 04:50 PM
He cliffed out and tree-jailed us one too many times.

Phil McSquinty
03-28-2010, 04:59 PM
Jacques has been banned from guiding at my mountain ! How dare you. He's lost too many clients over cliffs. Talk about liability issues.

Brew Ski
03-29-2010, 06:59 AM
Hey Barkbiter,

Maybe he was just following the 50ft rule. Always stay 50 ft away from the BarkBiter in the woods, else you are in the "Danger Zone".

Or maybe he was just coming to terms with both of you getting beat down the Mountain every run a couple weeks ago by that ripping Lady Bush Pilot? Can't keep up so might as well go jump off a cliff!

Has Jacques been taking topography lessons from 007? That also might explain it.

Brew Ski

p.s. Did he at least stick the cliff landing?

Hawk
03-29-2010, 08:37 AM
What/ 007 is a great guide.........If your headed to the bar. ;-)

barkbiter
03-30-2010, 11:45 AM
Brewski, you know we looooooove following LadyBushPilot. It's a much better view than following Jacques.

gone.skiing
03-30-2010, 03:38 PM
Looks like Jacques can't find his way around Internet either...

gone.skiing
03-31-2010, 01:09 PM
Brewski, you better warn LadyBushPilot to be careful... I heard barkbiter has been on the prowl lately.

Brew Ski
04-01-2010, 07:31 AM
We all know that the barkbiter has been tamed by a tigress and is de-toothed.

It's his tongue (or typing) you have to watch out for. I found that if I keep it full of margaritas or girly drinks he stays pretty cheery.

And since neither he nor Jacque can keep up with the lady Bush Pilots, the ladies don't have much to worry about. I'm just hoping that I can keep up.

Hawk
04-01-2010, 08:47 AM
Freshly back from Cham, they are really going to be flying. Better be on your A game or you may be looking foolish. :wink:

barkbiter
04-01-2010, 08:01 PM
Please guys, leave the jokes and thinly veiled references to the competent. And check that Napolean syndrome ! Any more lashing out will be dealt with severely.

barkbiter
04-01-2010, 08:05 PM
Howya like those brews, pint sized ?

Brew Ski
04-02-2010, 04:28 AM
We are going to need another round over here!
A Pint of switchback for me and 2 margaritas will no ice for my old, slow skiing, bark biting girlfriend, here.
Jacques will be picking up the tab!

C U in the bumps tomorrow and at the warm sunny apres ski at about 5:10pm!

007
04-04-2010, 05:12 AM
What/ 007 is a great guide.........If your headed to the bar. ;-)

You seem to have no trouble at all finding your way to the Mohagony Ridge for first tracks.....